Just another example of how sick and juvenile I am...

I work with a young man at Del's named Brad...or B-Rad as I and I'm sure many others refer to him. He is in fact, quite RAD in his own right. He and I had a text conversation while I was sitting in the Del's truck at the flea market and he was working in the store last Sunday afternoon and I would like to let you enter our world and see this foolishness. It is not for those with a weak stomach so consider yourself warned.

Last chance to turn back...

...TOO LATE...

Here is our conversation as it happened:

August 15th 1:00 pm

B-Rad: I don't think a year old frozen snickers agrees with my stomach too well :/

Kim: Oh no! Did you pee out your bum?

B-Rad: Hahahahaha no not at all. I just don't think my stomach enjoyed it too much.

(pause)

B-Rad: P.S. What a way to phrase a question. Hahaha.

Kim: It is an accurate description of what happens. 1st your tummy grumbles. Then something drops in your belly causing your bum to feel somehow heavy. Then... you pee out your bum. I don't make the rules. Nature does.

B-Rad: You are truly a marvel :)

Kim: Like a comic book? I love those movies! I'm not sure if would be a stinky evil villain or a heroine handing out pepto bismal. I will have to think that over in the porta- potty...

B-Rad: Hahahaha! Lemme know what you come up with:0

Kim: Incidentally, the porta- potty would be the perfect evil lair should I go that route...

... Now you see how something simple and innocent in my hands turns so quickly to just over the top?! I have no explanation for this phenomenon and I refuse to apologize for it. Just thought I should record this exchange by means of a public service announcement. You know the sort of things that go through my sick head so you have no one to blame but yourself if I someday offend you with some form of my verbal diarrhea.

Thank you and good night.